Patrick Swayze Not Scared Of His Cancer

hecklerspray - Los Angeles, USA - Patrick Swayze doesn't just have to deal with his pancreatic cancer these days - he's also got to put up with everyone talking like he's already dead.

That'd be hard enough for anyone to handle, but not Patrick Swayze. According to those around him, Patrick Swayze is coping bravely with his illness, and is 'determined and enthusiastic' about everything in his path.

What's more, Patrick Swayze's brother says he still has all his hair. So at least that's something he's got on, say, John Travolta. Allegedly.

Although nobody can really prepare themselves for being diagnosed with terminal pancreatic cancer, Patrick Swayze is reportedly coping exceptionally well. Perhaps that's because a flipside of this weird living obituary he's going through is that he's receiving thousands of messages of support from friends, family and fans, which must lift his mood. Or maybe it's because Patrick Swayze is a keen student of spiritual texts, which have helped him come to terms in a more universal sense.

Or maybe it's because, since 1990, Patrick Swayze has known that the afterlife mainly involves annoying black female psychics by singing I'm Henry The Eighth I Am again and again in a weird British accent and forcing them to lesbian kiss Demi Moore. Which actually sounds OK.