Palm Beach Post - FL, United States - It was group dance night on Dancing with the Stars, ladies and gents. And what did we learn? Our hoofers look mighty sexy as cowgirls and cowboys. If some Broadway producer wanted to make, oh, I dunno, Western Side Story (corny, I know!), he wouldn't have to look far for his cast.
We also learned that Len is still hatin' on Mario, Tom Bergeron has become TV's funniest reality show host and
Kristi Yamaguchi could probably dance on the moon without a spacesuit.
Without further delay, here's my weekly lowdown...
Jason Taylor: Jason's footwork wasn't as smooth and precise as it has been in previous weeks. You could also clearly see him mouthing the lyrics, counting his steps and watching his feet. If Jason was on the football field, he would've received a 10-yard penalty for illegal use of the mouth and eyes. That was the kind of performance I expected to see from Jason the first week when I didn't know he was the second coming of
Gene Kelly in cleats. Since Jason's been cutting a pretty mean rug every week, he has set the bar pretty high for himself. Loved the sleeveless V-neck sweater!
Shannon Elizabeth: Another weak performance. Shannon has absolutely no movement in her hip region. And when you're on a ballroom dance competition show, that's not a good thing. Shannon's the only star dancer who's getting worse each week. At least she reportedly found a cute boy toy in her partner,
Derek, who with some curly hair, would look just like
Christopher Atkins in The Blue Lagoon. Get that suitcase ready, Shannon. You and Derek may be taking a trip soon.
